2/16/2006

That Adam's Apple is cutting off the blood flow to her brain.

From Morons.org: Morons in the News: Ann Coulter Commits Election Felony

Yes, more shameless whoring of Morons.org, because nobody asked for it.

After right-wing extremist troll Ann Coulter moved from New York City to Florida, she naturally registered to vote as a Republican. The problem is she gave her realtor's address on her voter registration. Her realtor, Suzanne Frisbie, said "She never lived here. I'm Ann's Realtor, and she used this address to forward mail when she moved from New York."

Then she voted in Palm Beach's council election last week. But instead of voting in precinct 1198 where her Seabreeze Avenue home is located, she voted in precinct 1196 where her realtor lives on Indian Road.

Florida law makes it a 3rd degree felony to knowingly vote in the wrong precinct. Providing false information on a voter registration carries up to a $5,000 fine and five years in prison.

Coulter has refused to comment. What will the "rule of law" party do to ensure that Ann Coulter's wilful violation of the rule of law is duly and swiftly punished? I guess those rules only apply to Ann Coulter's favorite topic: liberals, liberals, liberals.


So, how long before Coulter dismisses this as "an acident" or just says it's "TEH EBIL LIBERAL SMEARS"? Never mind that the dimwitted bitch can't go one minute without saying that everyone she doesn't like is guilty of crimes against humanity. You'd figure she could weather a charge of felony election fraud.