On John Edwards

Am I really supposed to care about this whole thing? I mean, am I honestly supposed to get all indignant and pissy?

I really don't, and I really can't. I just don't give a damn about it. It's a personal matter, not a pressing issue.

On the recent mAnn Coulter clusterf**ks

Yes, I know Ann Coulter is a horrible person. I know that better than many others. I know she's a homophobic, racist, sexist bitch, and I know that the media can't get enough of her (or, rather,t he people who own the media can't). I also know that a lot of people will still indirectly defend her hatreds by saying that the Edwards campaign is "using" Coulter garbage for "attention" and "fund-raising".

The worst part, though, is the people who think ignoring this kind of crap will make it go away. It doesn't work in the schoolyard, and it sure as hell won't work with people like this. The TV network owners, the newspaper publishers, the book publishers, all the same people, and all with the same agenda.

Don't turn your back on something wrong. You wouldn't in any other situation, so why do it in this one?

Rush Limbaugh's Crossdressing Fantasies

From Media Matters for America: Citing NY Sun, Limbaugh wondered who would design Edwards' "inaugural gown"

On the March 8 edition of his nationally syndicated radio show, Rush Limbaugh referred to a March 8 New York Sun article, "Could [former Sen.] John Edwards [D-NC] Become the First Woman President?" to repeatedly mock Edwards as "the Breck Girl," who is "on tap now, according to one of the nation's largest abortion rights supporters, to become the first woman president in the United States." As Media Matters for America has previously noted, the phrase "first woman president" was that of Sun reporter Josh Gerstein and not from any of the story's sources. Gerstein himself, in a post on the Sun's politics weblog, characterized the "first woman president" phrase as "just a colorful way of summarizing" the "over-the-top rhetoric" of Kate Michelman, former president of NARAL Pro-Choice America and a senior adviser to the Edwards campaign.

What a surprise - boy-touching pill-popper Rush Limpdick is cracking gay jokes, just like his man-wife C*nter.

My guess? He's jealous of John Edwards for being... well, something besides a fat, loud, stupid, drug-addled slob.

Caffeine-Induced Ramblings Are Always Fun

After working all night and drinking enough coffee to kill most small mammals, I'm ready to take note of a few things.

First off, Fa-loofah-l O'Lielly (both parts of the scumbag's name are links to separate pages, if you can't tell), Michael Weiner, Mann C*nter, Rev. Sunstroke Meathead, and all the other lying, cheating, shameless, spineless, hateful, dirt-eating pieces of reptilian shit who are busying themselves with out-and-out lies: EAT ME. That is all.

Second, people, stop bitching about Barack Obama "not having enough experience". I'd rather have someone with no experience than someone who ran everything he ever did into the ground.

Third, stop with trying to ruin every single person who says they're running for a presidential nomination, or is thinking about it, or is rumored to be thinking about it, or whatever. Enough about the bitching over Hillary, Obama, Edwards, Dean, all of them - if all you're going to do is find fault, it's going to be just like 2004.

Fourth, when did Ft. Wayne become so full of health experts who apparently have nothing better to do than write fact-free diatribes to the newspapers? You'd think, as knowledgable as they are about the human body and its reactions to harmful chemicals, they'd be making money hand over grubby fist in the exciting world of medicine.

Fifth, if you honestly want to believe the lie about a minimum wage increase being bad for everyone, try living on $6 an hour when you don't have any kind of steady schedule.

That should be it.