Conservative Hypocricy is a Real Toe-Tapper

And now, one right out of the "You Can't Make This Shit Up" files: From the New Orleans Times-Picayune via The Liberal Avenger: DiFatta twice detained for lewd conduct in mall restrooms
St. Bernard Parish Councilman Joey DiFatta, who on Thursday withdrew from the 1st Senate District campaign, has been stopped twice since 1996 for suspicion of engaging in lewd behavior in public restrooms in Jefferson Parish, records obtained by The Times-Picayune show.
In the second incident, Jefferson Parish deputies working an undercover detail in a men's bathroom at Dillard's at Lakeside Shopping Center in March 2000 stopped DiFatta after he indicated a desire to engage in sex with an undercover deputy in an adjoining bathroom stall, according to an interoffice memorandum written by Sgt. Keith Conley, one of the deputies involved in the investigation.

The report said DiFatta slid his foot into the deputy's stall and tapped the deputy's foot. In the report, Conley noted that such activity is common among men to indicate a willingness to participate in sex.

The deputy inside the stall, Detective Wayne Couvillion, responded by tapping his foot, and DiFatta reached under the partition and began to rub the deputy's leg, the report states.

The detective asked DiFatta, "What do you want?" according to the report, and he replied, "I want to play with you."

DiFatta also used a hand signal to indicate that he wanted to engage in sex and used language that indicated the same, according to the report.
Conley, who is now the Kenner city attorney, confirmed the report's authenticity Thursday.

The incident did not culminate in an arrest because the deputy in the bathroom with DiFatta terminated the investigation after several children entered the bathroom, the report states. Conley noted in the report that DiFatta appeared well-versed and comfortable with the routine.

Does that italicized part sound familiar to anyone else? Anyone? Anyway, you might notice that he stresses he's never been convicted. The only thing that saved his ass the second time is a stroke of luck in his favor:

Conley wrote that had the investigation been allowed to continue, it likely would have concluded in DiFatta's arrest on obscenity charges, including a possible attempted crime against nature.

Conley confronted DiFatta outside the bathroom, and DiFatta apologized and said he would not return, according to the report. DiFatta also said he has a problem with such behavior and had sought counseling for the addiction in the past, the report states.

Now, not to throw a cold shower on a way to nail someone for their wrongdoiong, but "crime against nature"? That statement worries me to no end. I thought the "sodomy" laws had been struck down?

Anyway, to top all this off, DiFatta is, like so many other Cock-Craving Conservatives, a hypocrite. From his own website, specifically his "plan": "Defend our conservative values from attacks by extreme liberal groups" (For those unaware, that's conservative-speak for "make sure DEM QUEERS are chased back into the closet".)