Your Startling Thought for the Night

I realized tonight that, were Bill Hicks still alive, he'd be dead by now. Specifically, had he not died of cancer, he would have taken his own life upon reflecting about the way things are now.

Go back to bed, America. Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control again. Here. Here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up. Go back to bed, America. Here is American Gladiators. Here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go, America! You are free to do what we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!