Mitt Romney suspended his bid for the Republican presidential nomination Thursday, saying if he continued it would "forestall the launch of a national campaign and be making it easier for Sen. Clinton or Obama to win."Yeah, but you certainly don't hate the fact that you can make cheap, slanderous shots at your would-be opponents, you miserable shit.
"In this time of war, I simply cannot let my campaign be a part of aiding a surrender to terror. This is not an easy decision. I hate to lose," the former Massachusetts governor said.
But remember, conservatives have more class.
"If this were only about me, I'd go on. But it's never been only about me. I entered this race because I love America, and because I love America, in this time of war I feel I have to now stand aside for our party and for our country."You know, he's sort of right here - not having him in the race is good for the country - since it means he won't be fucking the entire country up. Happy trails, Mitt - try not to come back.
Well, this pretty much leaves John McCain as the GOP candidate, barring a suddenly strong showing from God-Boy Huckabee. And no, Racist Ron Paul doesn't count, since he wouldn't even have any chance as the only candidate.
